petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

(Source: bouderai)


@IGGYAZALEA: i like to pretend ive ordered pizza for the work meeting im having with 6 others in my living room… when really its just me in my undies

(Source: rachelduncans)


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Note to self: “I love you” does not mean “I won’t ever leave you.
Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl)

your Easter gift

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jaclcfrost:

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun


(Source: oliviasbenson)


madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY


(Source: annagunns)