[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
@IGGYAZALEA: i like to pretend ive ordered pizza for the work meeting im having with 6 others in my living room… when really its just me in my undies
Note 1. (via fragmentallygirl)
your Easter gift
you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY